How to discreetly buy a vibrator online, and hide from parents?

Just tell them it's a gift for a friend if it comes when they are home. Hopefully you will be the only one home:) Put it somewhere where they won't go. Tell them you are waiting on a order in the mail and not to open it. Maybe you can have it delivered somewhere else. I don't know if it will have the name of the company on the package. They may be able to tell what it is by reading the name...something ual. Adam and Eve is a good website.